About Tech Speak

Courtesy of digg, I came across a post by Andrew Gonsalves “Halx” on www.tfproject.org that was titled
10 Reasons Why “Tech Speak” Is The Best Language To Learn, in which he mentions the benefits of tech speak. By that, it is not meant that you know coding per se, or that you walk around referencing buzzwords, but as he says, “Tech Speak is simply the language of technology; the understanding of where the world is going and the tidbits of knowledge needed to stay adrift.”

The benefits he listed are:
10. Confidence
9. Technology = Future
8. General Exposure to Knowledge
7. A Worldly Perspective
6. Problem Solving Made Tech-y
5. Knowledge Portability
4. Articulation & Specification
3. Troubleshooting
2. Code is Organized. Thoughts are Not.
1. It’s cool.

Below are the benefits he gave with some explanations, as well as any comments I may have on them, if any, as the author did a decent job of thinking these through before posting them. In his posting, he mentions he’d rather know Tech Speak than a foreign language, as it makes you “10 times more versatile than all those other bilingual show-offs”, which is a point I’d have to disagree on, as that all depends on what you plan on doing, or have to do later in life.

10. Confidence:

Today, I fielded a call from a young lady who was having trouble figuring out a website she had been tasked with managing. After taking a brief look at the site, I was halfway embarrassed to guide her through the steps to updating her site. She was scared of the site. She didn’t want to touch anything, even if it was labeled with exactly what it would do if she touched it. A tech-savvy individual is not intimidated. Even after encouraging this woman to fiddle around and find out through trial and error, she could not bring herself to click anything without direct instruction. 10 out of 10 geeks reading this article are probably saying to themselves, “Give me a crack at that site and I’ll know how it works in 5 minutes.” With that, I rest my first case.

We’ve all been there, and I’m sure the students at work deal with this daily, as there are some students we help who do not want to even attempt to repair their own computer and would rather have us do it. After all, that’s why we’re here, but sometimes it’s like going to get your oil changed just to have a windshield wiper replaced; it solves the problem, but it’s a bit of overkill.

9. Technology = Future

Don’t hit the “Back” button yet! I know it’s obvious, but it has to be said; those who embrace technology will inherit the future. I’m sure Barnes and Noble feels a bit cheated when a company half as old posts twice as much revenue. That company would be Amazon.com, a company born and raised on technology. Questionable business practices aside, Amazon is a great example of old business done new.

The number of computers-per-household is not regressing any time soon. The Internet is getting more interactive, connections are getting faster and computers are getting more accessible. The world is moving away from brick & mortar and into bits & bytes. To put it cryptically: 584e4d59c580ca10f301d53814b700da. I bet you wish you knew what I just said.

That is a relatively short and simple way of saying technology is the future. On a related note, I had once come across a quote about the changing face of campuses that hits on the same theme, and it went something like “in less than a generation, college campuses have changed from ‘bricks and ivy’ to ‘clicks and ivy’.”

And no, I have no idea what 584e4d59c580ca10f301d53814b700da means, aside from being random gibberish that could be a hash or something. Doing a reverse MD5 hash lookup does not give you anything. Sorry Diggers.

8. General Exposure to Knowledge

When I’m asked a question I don’t know the answer to, I look it up. I get the answer quickly and I look clever to the person who asked me. Everyone uses the Internet, but they don’t always know how to use it to get what they want. Tech Speak includes the utilization of your best resources for know-how. I need a T-shirt that says, “Just Google It.” Can someone sell one to me? I want it in black.

We have search engines. We have wikis. We have forums. We have social networking. We have open source. Even if we don’t actively search for knowledge on the Internet, we are presented with it whether we like it or not. We’ve all heard that knowledge is power, but I have a different view on it. Knowledge is peace. Not to turn this into an overture for my life’s philosophy, but on average, the more you know about something, the less you reject it.

I recently had this happen at my New Employee Orientation at work. Ignore the fact that I’ve been here since 2004. During the diversity portion of the program, we were all given bingo-esque sheets with a variety of “multicultural” terms and references, and had to find someone who represented or knew the term for a box. I noticed a term on there that I didn’t know, and I (rightly) assumed no one else would. The word was nisei, and it is defined as “a term used in countries in North and South America to specify the son or daughter (born outside Japan) of an Issei couple”. I had simply pulled out my LG VX9800, accessed the web, and looked the answer up on Wikipedia. The leader of the presentation admitted that I was one of the first persons he had seen to know the answer, which did make me proud, but I felt obligated to mention that I had looked it up on the Internet.

7. A Worldly Perspective

In the same groove of having access to knowledge, technology gives you access to news. If you know where to get your news, you discover that there is a lot more to the world than what CNN and FOX tell you. Sure, the media giants are good for letting you know about major events in the world, but if you care about the validity of information that you digest, you can find enlightenment on the Internet. Independent news publishers, blogs, discussion forums, and open source portals give you a wide range of takes on important issues that maybe, just maybe, the media giants reported from a slightly biased viewpoint. Get the whole story and form your own opinions. Get feedback on your opinions. Grow and form new opinions. All with the help of technology.

6. Problem Solving Made Tech-y

The goal of programming is to efficiently solve a problem. The lessons of programming can be easily ported over into real life. Rather, the concept of problem solving in programming mimics the best way to handle problems in your daily flow. It’s all one big analogy, actually. With experience you begin to realize the worth of identifying problems accurately and honestly, or else your code (the fix) is dirty, nobody else can read (understand) it but you, and nobody can learn from it because it only works for the situation you used it for. Ahh, proprietary software. Inadvertently, I’ve just advocated for open source.

Forgive me; that last paragraph made no sense. Don’t bother reading it again for hidden messages you might have missed the first go-around. I’ll explain it here. I’m using programming as a metaphor for problem solving and life in general. An ideal program is written with as little code as possible, while fulfilling all of its functional requirements and taking up only as much resources as is necessary. Likewise, a few lessons we learn in life are to be brief, be effective and do not impose. The problem-solving portion of those lessons lies in how we accomplish that.

5. Knowledge Portability

I first picked up a computer in 1991. From that point, I taught myself all about the world of computers. I dove into networking as soon as I had the problem of connecting two computers together. My knowledge of the IT world grew and grew. Little did I realize that this was preparing me to understand the world of telecommunications. In 2001, when my lazy network operations department suddenly transformed into a telecom center, I had to adjust quickly. To my surprise, the world of servers, routers and T3 lines is not too far removed from the world of telco switches, CO’s and land lines. I adjusted. As a result, I can now put expertise in two “completely different” industries on my resume.

Telecommunications isn’t the only area where computer knowledge is relative. If you know how to wire your network, you know how to wire your home entertainment system. If you know how to produce W3C standard HTML, you know how to look up and adhere to general writing standards. If you know how to hide porn on your hard drive, you know how to hide your report card from your mother. It’s all related.

4. Articulation & Specification

If you’ve ever been in tech support, there’s a chance that you’re like me in the way you prefer people to address their problem to you. “Get to the point.” In turn, you know how to communicate your own issues to your counterparts in other areas. You have a clue about what information is relevant and what information really doesn’t matter. You know the worth of context and you know that the only way you’re going to get your question answered is if you’re honest. Likewise, you also know how to twist someone’s arm, however that’s covered in another article I plan to write.

“Real world” issues work no different than technical issues, however those issues don’t always have the streamlined troubleshooting processes that technical issues have, so people usually feel they need to wind up before a pitch. Experience in technology teaches you not only about structure of information, but also about formatting, which is exactly what allows you to let others know exactly what you want. It also helps you be funny, but you have to pay me for that lesson.

3. Troubleshooting

Troubleshooting is a specific form of problem solving that is highly emphasized in the world of technology. The process of stripping an issue down to its bones and methodically reproducing it is worth more than an A+ certification, though. The management of your company uses this process (if they’re smart) to find out why profits are low. Your mechanic uses this process (if he’s tone deaf) to diagnose your car. Your plumber, doctor, and psychiatrist use troubleshooting, too. What’s so special if everyone already does it? What do you think I’m going to say? Techies do it better.

Most of the world revolves around theory. Doctors have to spend the better part of a decade in school, yet second opinions are par for the course. The Tech Speak road through the troubleshooting process leaves nobody satisfied until the problem is isolated. Of course, you’re always more comfortable dissecting a computer than your own body, but you can recognize a thorough checkup when you experience one.

2. Code is Organized. Thoughts are Not.

My new job often catches me wide-eyed and frozen in the face of insurmountable queues of workload. I have to organize my tasks, assign priorities, and then process them according to changing variables in my environment. Does that sound a little mechanical to you? I’m an “artist” of sorts and that statement screams, “soulless and empty.” Never the less, I wasn’t hired for my creative ability. My bedroom may be organized with literally everything in it within arm’s reach (visualize that for a minute), however my office and my work performance needs to be structured and respectable.

Work is just another program I’ve written in my head. This program has more nested conditionals than rand()’s and it’s getting me a lot farther than my previous unemployed-QBASIC-go-with-the-flow style. When I originally thought of the concept for this article, my new job was what inspired me. The ways I am applying what technology has taught me to my work habit have been surprising me. I’m 24 years old with ADD and a really weird sense of humor, but I am doing a great job at work (my opinion) in a position that seems better fit for someone with visual battle scars (read: older and wiser) than a baby-faced toothpick.

1. It’s cool.

This article has been about how technology fits into our world and how proliferated it has become. I don’t REALLY need to explain all of the detailed ins and outs about why it’s worth it to be a geek. The simple truth is that the world has changed, making it possible to be into computers while still being cool. Companies like Apple and Sony give consumers a way to get involved without sacrificing their sense of style. Concepts like open source, social networking and peer-to-peer give users a way to get involved without the intimidation of background checks and credit card numbers. Being involved in all this introduces you to more people than hanging out at bars ever will. Tech Speak is the way.

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Top 10 movie servers

I found this on The Remarketer, and figured I’d post it as well.

  • Teletraan 1 from Transformers
  • MCP from Tron
  • UNIX Environment from Jurassic Park (this was mentioned today at work)
  • WOPR from WarGames
  • SKYNET from Terminator
  • The Gibson from Hackers (also mentioned today at work)
  • The Source from The Matrix
  • HAL9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • VIKI from I, Robot, and
  • Deep Thought from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

The site I took this from has descriptions and a real-world comparison for each one. Enjoy.

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How to get a geek guy

I found this via Digg and had to post it myself.


Yes, it’s not a common question, but I see this question pop up often enough that it warrants a HOWTO for those who want to know. So, how to get a geek guy – and keep him.#1: Be a straight female. Now, before you gay and lesbian geeks rush me, calm down. Yes, I know same-sex-oriented geeks exist. They’re scarce. No, don’t write to yell that you’re a gay geek and so are four of your friends and that proves me wrong. You’re rare. Anyway, this post is how to land a straight male geek.

#2: Be direct. Geek guys tend to be in a shell. They are generally defensive and aloof. They aren’t cold in the least; they’re just extremely polite. Geeks tend to live by “do unto others”. A geek guy who doesn’t kiss you is worried about forcing himself. Grab him and plant one. Let him stagger and shake it off, but if he shows signs of recovering too quickly, grab him and plant one again. Subtlety and coyness completely fails with geeks; they’ll be confused and expect that you’re not on Pon Farr or are a nun or something. Where other guys need no provocation, a geek guy has to be brained on the noggin a couple of times, then he’ll get the idea.

#3: Be smart and/or funny. At least don’t hide your smarts. Unlike some other breeds of men, geek guys have no insecurities about their masculinity and so do not feel threatened by a smart, capable female. Show him that you can be a good “teammate” in life – yes, geek guys think that logically and practically. As for funny, consider that geeks are cerebral and introverted – they rarely laugh out loud. Make a geek guy laugh, and you’ll be on his mind for the rest of the day.

#4: Don’t cling. That is to say, geek guys are amazingly low maintenance. You need what attention you need, and of course should make it known. When you’re thinking of doing something just for him, surprising him with small, thoughtful gestures and little favors go a lot farther than constant adoration.

#5: Humor his “shop talk”. If he works as a freelance coder or consultant or has a small start-up, he might not have a lot of people to talk about work with. If so, expect that he’ll dump about ten minutes per day of incomprehensible babble at you. Put on your “I’m listening” face and wait til the stream of talk about his latest programming language pet peeve or hardware frustration or anti-DRM rant passes, then relax. You’re done with it for another day, and geek guys need to share this kind of stuff as a way to explain it to themselves. Keep him in mind that you’re not his debugger, however.

#6: While respecting his work, do try to pry him off his computer or his Star Trek DVDs or his Dungeon-Mastering and get him outside in the fresh air every now and then. If his protests aren’t in the shrieking range, it wasn’t that important; he’ll perk up as soon as you have him off the machine. Bonus points if you prowl town for interesting fun places to drag him to. That’s all I can think of. I’m married 12 years, now, and this is how she’s bagged and kept me.


This was taken from http://penguinpetes.com/b2evo/index.php?title=one_for_the_ladies_how_to_date_a_geek_gu&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1. I couldn’t help but copy and paste it onto my site. It was a moment of weakness. Sure, I’ve only been married for one-tenth of the time of the original poster, but it still holds true.

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Link-o-rama

Here are some random items of the moment:

  • Fuck the colorblind – I really want to get this shirt, because then I could wear it and be confused as to why people say it’s offensive. True, I know by the title of the shirt what it might say, but that’s only an assumption, as I can’t tell otherwise. The other thing would be to say “my best friend gave it to me”.
  • Lasers! – These lasers have visible beams, and, depending on the model (i.e., how much are you willing to spend), you could (a) burn holes in trash bags (2) heal small wounds (c) ignite wood/matches (IV) pop ballons or even (5) melt plastic. These are definitely lasers you don’t want to shine in someone’s eyes. I want one so bad, but they are rather expensive, and really, it would just be a toy because I have no real application for it. Yet…
  • Defensive field for tanks to disable RPGs and similar weapons – Between this invention and the laser I just mentioned, why isn’t the field of war a much different place?

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Things I’ve been meaning to put up

There are things I’ve been meaning to place up here, but never got around to. These items are as follow…

  • Religion of Comic Book Characters – Not sure why/how this was made, but random link clicking does provide support to the different religious associations that were made. Much like reading random articles found on Wikipedia about comics, such as House of M and Earth 616, this page will not only prove to be a good use of personal time (if you like comics) for myself, but also for Ryan, once I point him to it.
  • A kid got stuck in a claw machine – I think my only comment on that would be “Worst. Prize. Ever.”
  • Little. Yellow. Different. – If… no, when… I finally decide to have server (or server-like) piece of hardware in my house, I will probably look for something like the Yellow Machine. It might not be that brand per se, but something like it to be sure. Right now, it’s just under $1000 for 1TB (terabyte) of storage, which is 4 times the size of my current computer HD. That makes my 80GB external HD seem worthless. But, as the the Yellow Machine has RAID, that’ll make the storage of information more reliable. I figure that something like that would also be good depending on what type of work Meghan or I end up doing. Right now, she has tons of CDs of data… being able to place those on a RAID-ed system would be nice.
  • The LEGO Dragons – I did a quick search the other day about LEGO dragons and found that page. I particularly liked Tel’Karak Zrahl. I suddenly wished, when I saw that, that I had brought my LEGOs back from my parent’s house since I was there over the weekend.
  • Replace your computer fans with cooking oil – Ryan sent this to me a couple weeks ago, but I never quite got around to commenting on it. As the case was, this was something done at the beginning of the year, so you may have heard of it already (I say that as if I have an audience or something). I’m surprised that our current computing technology can actually be place in oil and not suffer adverse effects. Hell, I’m even more surprised that placing the components in distilled (de-ionized) water caused the equipment to stop working, but not suffer any other damage.
  • eFlick service – Andy, a friend of mine from back home, sent me a link to a story about the Denver Public Library’s new online movie lease program. At his current job, he’s been (somehow) involved with this project, I think from the tech support end. Good for him.
  • While I’m talking about friends, I was home this back weekend for a fund raising dinner for Keith, older brother of my friend Kevin. I’ve known Kevin since first grade, and Keith just about as long. The dinner was to raise money to help pay for Keith’s medical expenses as he is currently fighting cancer. I can’t quite remember what type of cancer, but I hope he and his family make it through everything OK.
  • Another friend, Chris, got a job at Microsoft doing some sort of UI development or something. I have no idea, as he has apparently been sucked into a location where he can’t respond to e-mails or login to chat. He can, apparently, still take his turns in Advance Wars By Web.
  • How to destroy the Earth – A nice, long page listing various ways you could destroy the Earth. The best part is that thought was actually applied to these options, and rankings given to them based upon feasibility/likeliness. I enjoyed this site quite a bit, and haven’t quite had a chance to explore it fully.
  • The Last Question – This is an online version of a story by Issac Asimov. I doubt that it should be on the Internet, but it is definitely worth reading if you have the time; it’s a good story.
  • Windows is so slow, but why? – This two page article is from the New York Times, and I found it to be worth reading. It talks about why the Windows code base is so big (backwards compatibility for starters, which Apple doesn’t easily have), and why Windows Vista has been delayed more.

I think that’s it for my list. I’ve been spending some of my free time (probably far too much) playing Dungeons and Dragons Online. I’ve been running with a group called “Damn Koblods” (intentional misspelling) which references the quest “Kobold Assault”. Anyone can tell you that it is one of the first continuous group quests that you don’t get a reprieve from. We all started some new characters last night, and switched who does what. Oddly enough, not only am I a cleric, I’m playing a human, which is odd, considering that my other 3 characters (even though I haven’t really played two of them that much) are warforged. My main character, Matthew Freeforged, has been withing 6000 XP of 6th level for the last 4 or 5 nights. I’ll get there one of these days. (If you have not played DDO but have played regular 3rd Edition D&D, I would be short by 600 instead.)

On a related note, Becky may be starting a D&D game on April 8th. Woot. I realized that my character for this game might have some qualities of my previous character, Fannon, but I think that is because of a couple things:

  1. That’s just the type of person I am, and the qualities are in all my characters.
  2. I didn’t get to finish the character concept of Fannon, so I still have the desire to play a similar character.

I think that’s it for now. Have a good one.

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LEGOs, apparently

So today appears to be a LEGO related day.

  • BrickQuest: a fantasy based game, like HeroQuest, which uses modular tile sets to create the game board. I’ll have to look through my LEGOs and see what I could make. Also, as I have non-LEGO blocks from MegaBloc’s Dragons series, there would be many more options.
  • LEGO USB drive: instructions can be found here and here. Once I do this, the pictures will be forthcoming. The only thing is, what type of blocks do I use?
  • Camelot! (it’s only a model): A classic – the Camelot scene from Monty Python’s Search for the Holy Grail done with LEGOs.

That’s all for now.

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Random Readings

Here’s a list of things that have caught my eye the last couple days but that I failed to comment/post about.

  • LEGO differential engine – this is neat, but this reminds me of a related item, which follows.
  • Wikipedia: January 8th – a list of things, births, and deaths that happened on January 8th. The reason this relates to the difference engine is that the difference engine is a form of early computing technology and one of the original deigners of the ENIAC died the day I was born.
  • The State of the Blogosphere – interesting read
  • We are all Danes now – one of many articles I could have selected about this weekend’s events concerning illustrations/cartoons depicting the Muslim prophet Mohammed in a Danish newspaper.
  • A social analysis of tagging – just what it says.

The other thing I’ve been doing, as stated two posts ago, is changing webhosts. I’m currently also looking at unix space at aplus.net, as the deal they offer seems too good to be true. And thus I am making sure there isn’t some catch.

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